He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
One of good friends is white and is dating a black man and I can see this being him.
"Oh, you can't help that"
THNKS FR TH MMRS
lotr alphabet -> Songs
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
make way for A Christmas Carol
I went to this book store and their books were wrapped up in paper with small descriptions so no one would “judge a book by its cover”
One time I ordered a coffee, and neglected to mention that I wanted it iced, because I don’t really like hot beverages. You know what I said to the barista? Nothing. It was my own fault I ordered wrong, simple as that